I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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