That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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