It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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