can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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