Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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