The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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