Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
vagina is talking i cant
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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