Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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