If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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