You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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