You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
