Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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