People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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