it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
time to smoke my breakfast
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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