when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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