Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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