so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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