Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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