doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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