a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
as a side note pls kill me
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Do plants get herpes?
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