Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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