she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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