it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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