Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
how does that bad decision feel?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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