Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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