One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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