he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
