I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize