4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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