I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
