I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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