whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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