D3 body, D1 cock
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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