I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
being pregnant is like rehab
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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