dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I love you.
Bad choice
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