so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
