summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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