used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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