I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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