doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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