You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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