he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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