just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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