i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
