i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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