Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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