I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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