Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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