i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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