You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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