Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Walk of Shame today included voting.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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