yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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