Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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