I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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