i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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